The memecoin crew — Trollface, Doge, Pepe and the Shibas — running Liberty City

▚▚Solana's most wanted memecoin

30 COPIES OF GTA VI UP FOR GRABS25 to the top holders · 5 to the top drivers. Wallet not required to gawk.

GRAND THEFTAUTO VIOFFICIAL TOKEN*

* officially made up by degens in a Discord at 3am. Rockstar has no idea we exist and we intend to keep it that way. Twelve years we waited — the least this game can do is fund our exit liquidity.

OUTRUN THE COPS

$GTAVI contract

NOT LAUNCHED YET — TRUST NO ADDRESS

100%
Held by the streets
3%
Airdropped to drivers
0%
In the dev's bag
6
Wanted stars, max
▼ KEEP SCROLLING, DRIVER
  • LOCAL MAN WAITS 12 YEARS FOR SEQUEL, BUYS COIN INSTEAD
  • ECONOMISTS CONFIRM IT IS, IN FACT, JUST VIBES
  • POLICE BAFFLED BY SUSPECT WHO ONLY TURNS LEFT
  • DEV OWNS 0% OF SUPPLY, 100% OF REGRET
  • TRAILER DROPS AGAIN — CHART DOES NOT
  • MAN ACHIEVES SIX STARS, LOSES ENTIRE WEEKEND
  • ROCKSTAR STILL UNAWARE OF OUR EXISTENCE
  • ANALYST: 'THAT IS NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS'
  • FROG SEEN FLEEING SCENE, WITNESSES REPORT HE FELT GOOD
  • WOJAK BUYS TOP AGAIN, CITES 'GUT FEELING'
  • DOGE CLOCKED AT 140MPH: 'MUCH SPEED, VERY TICKET'
  • TROLLFACE ESCAPES CUSTODY BY SMILING SUSPICIOUSLY

Previously, on nothing

A STORY IN THREE ACTS

Every crime saga needs a motive. Ours is boredom and a release date that keeps moving.

01

Chapter One

THE WAIT

Twelve years. Two console generations. One guy in the comments saying 'it's coming out next Tuesday' since 2014. We aged. He never did. Somewhere in there, waiting became a personality.

02

Chapter Two

THE PLAN

We couldn't make the game. Legally, spiritually, or technically. So we made a coin, a car, and four lanes of traffic, then told everyone it was 'utility'. Nobody checked. Nobody ever checks.

03

Chapter Three

THE GETAWAY

Now there's a leaderboard, thirty copies of the actual game on the line, and roughly nine hundred people convinced they're the fastest driver alive. They are not. You might be. Prove it below.

The ecosystem

VICE CITY'S MOST WANTED

Every crew needs a roster. Ours is the entire internet's group chat. Tap a mugshot to pull the rap sheet.

These characters are original parody drawings of public meme archetypes. No frogs were harmed, radicalised, or consulted about their likeness rights. They cannot read.

Minigame · Six Star Runaway

DRIVE LIKE YOU STOLE IT

Because you did. Four lanes, rush hour, and a police department with abandonment issues. Connect a wallet, pick a name, and put yourself on the board.

Steer
← → or A/D. Drag or use the pads on mobile.
Survive
One touch and the chase is over. No second chances.
Score
Distance pays. Near-misses pay more. Greed pays best, briefly.
Heat
Stars climb every 18 seconds. So does everything else.

Not connected. You can look at the car, but you can't drive it. Connect a wallet so the leaderboard knows whose name to carve.

SIX STAR RUNAWAY

Dodge traffic. Outrun the law. Touch one bumper and it's over — they don't do warnings here.

← → or A/D · drag on mobile

Most wanted

THE RAP SHEET

Live from the database. The top five when the music stops each win a copy of GTA VI. Everyone else wins character.

Scores are reported by your browser. Top finishers get reviewed by an actual human before anyone hands over a game.

Follow the money

TOKENOMICS, ALLEGEDLY

Most projects put a pie chart here with eleven slices and one of them is called 'ecosystem'. Ours has two, and you own both.

100%

Community

  • 97%In your hands

    Free float. Community owned from block one. No team bag, no advisor bag, no 'strategic partner' who mysteriously sells at open.

  • 3%Game airdrops

    Reserved for people who can actually drive. Paid out to leaderboard runs. Still community — just community that earned it.

Yes, the 3% is still community. It goes to community members who can dodge a taxi at 140mph. That's the most community thing we could think of.

Team allocation

0%

We have no bag. That's not a flex, that's a cry for help.

Presale

None

Nobody got a better price than you. Radical, we know.

Mint authority

Revoked

Nobody can print more. Not even us. Especially not us.

Tax

0 / 0

Buy tax zero. Sell tax zero. Emotional tax, considerable.

The actual prize

30 COPIES OF GTA VI

Twenty-five for the people who held. Five for the people who drove. The actual, unreleased, most-anticipated game on earth — day one, on us. We are literally buying you the game we could not make.

Track A · Diamond hands

TOP 25 HOLDERS

The twenty-five largest wallets at snapshot. No tricks, no rituals, no 'engagement'. Just the chart and your nerve.

  • Ranked by on-chain balance at the snapshot block
  • Snapshot time announced 48h ahead — no sniping
  • One prize per human, not per wallet. We can tell.

25 × GTA VI

Track B · Actual skill

TOP 5 DRIVERS

The five highest scores on Six Star Runaway. Your nickname, immortalised, above people who tried very hard.

  • Ranked by best single run on the leaderboard
  • Top runs are reviewed by a human before payout
  • Ties broken by who got there first. Be early.

5 × GTA VI

The fine print, read it in a gravelly voice: 30 prizes total — 25 to the top holders, 5 to the top drivers — each one standard copy of Grand Theft Auto VI, on the platform of your choice, delivered as a store key the moment the game is actually purchasable. If Rockstar delays it again, we hold the keys and we wait together, as a family. Winners get contacted through the wallet they won with. We are not Rockstar, we do not work for Rockstar, and Rockstar would very much like you to know that.

Interrogation room

QUESTIONS WE'VE ALREADY HEARD

Asked and answered. Mostly honestly.

Are you affiliated with Rockstar Games?

No. Absolutely not. Categorically not. We are four people and a canvas element. Rockstar Games, Take-Two, and every lawyer they employ have no idea this website exists, and if they're reading this: hi, we love your work, please don't.

Why is it called 'Official Token' then?

Because of the asterisk. The asterisk is doing an enormous amount of work. It's officially our token, we made it official ourselves, at 3am, with a vote nobody else attended. That's as official as this gets.

Is this financial advice?

It is a browser game about a pink car. If this is where you're getting your financial advice, the car is not your biggest problem.

How do I win a copy of GTA VI?

Be a top-25 holder at snapshot, or a top-5 driver on the leaderboard. That's thirty winners. One of them could be you, statistically, in the same way that one of them could be a guy called Dave who has played the minigame 400 times.

What if GTA VI gets delayed again?

Then we hold our thirty prize keys and we wait, like we have waited before, like our fathers waited. The tradition continues. The leaderboard stays open. Time is a flat circle and it has four wheels. When it finally drops, the winners get their copies day one.

Can I cheat the leaderboard?

Technically yes — the score comes from your browser and we're not pretending otherwise. Practically: a human eyeballs the top runs before anyone gets a game key, and 'I scored nine hundred million in four seconds' is not the flex you think it is.

What's the utility?

You get to drive a pink car away from the police at 3am instead of sleeping. In this economy, that's a rich utility. Also 3% of supply airdrops to people who are good at it, which is more utility than most of the chain.

Who's on the team?

Nobody with a token allocation, which is the only team detail that has ever mattered. We own 0%. We are, financially speaking, spectators to our own project.